Rantings of the Regularly Regurgitated Retortist

1- You are the most important thing to me. Nothing seems to change that. I pray for the future, while you punish me for the past. I wish it wasn’t this way. I’d jump the bullet without a single thought in my head. I love you more than anyone could ever understand.

2- We were both brand new this year. We became friends, and we have kept it together ever since. Thanks for making school a little less unbearable.

3- I hardly ever speak to you, even when we have a conversation. But I know that you are there if I need you, and likewise. No matter what.

4- The neutrality from both of us is overwhelming sometimes. And we are happier with it this way. But sometimes, I still miss you. I don’t know why.

5- You are one of the softest people I know. But I still love you. Even though I don’t see or talk to you as often as I’d like, I still consider you one of my closest friends. Thanks for not following the crowd.

6- You are the softest person at my school. Housewife in training. But I don’t mind that. It’s okay with me. You are still one of my girls.

7- What you are going through now, I understand. I’ve been there. I had something powerful bring me back, I don’t know if you have that. But I’m there for you, the way I should be. I won’t give up.

8- When I dropped by a few weeks ago, we had a very awkward exchange before someone else came over to greet me. It showed me that what we used to have is gone now. I think I’m okay with it. But I miss being one of your girls, and I don’t know if I can do this without you.

9- Oh man. You are the only person that I liked instantly, the first time I laid eyes on you. I don’t know why. But I didn’t talk to you until Thanksgiving or so, and we have been friends ever since. You totally resent me for my memory XD

10- Spanish is definitely more interesting with you around. Sometimes I just hate you, and other times I find you charming. But you annoy me to no end and if you ask me for the answers one more time I will shove your pencil up your nose, mmk?

11- My other Spanish buddy. I never know what’s going to come out of your mouth, and I can never guarantee that I will understand it. But you are one of the people I look forward to seeing, and I love that we can gang up against the other person with our smartness and keep it from him XD

12- Wow. A lot of anger, huh? Well, not anymore. But you really hated me for a while there. I never hated you, nor will I. Yes, you wrote a poem that everyone saw that embarrassed me quite thoroughly. But you were still one of my favorite people before all that went down, and I miss your friendship. However, after hearing about the way you have changed, I don’t know if I want to be your friend anymore.

13- You betrayed me twice. You used to be my absolute best girlfriend. And then you betrayed me twice. The first time was an overreaction, the second was siding full against me. I’m offended by all of this, and I could almost say I hate you, but that would be a lie. I miss you terribly, but there is no way we could ever be friends again. My back hurts.

14- Grr! An experiment killed my friendship with you. You freaked out after we argued (not even one of the worst fights I’ve been in by a long shot) and told me never to talk to you again. I miss you a lot, but I’m not impressed by your reactions.

15- We have been friends for several years. We mock the internet thoroughly, and love our microchips. And I love that I can tell you secrets because it’s not like you can tell anyone XD

16- You do the BEST photomanip that I’ve seen without layers, because you can make people who aren’t attractive look stunning. I am proud to know your secret, and I’m proud that I can be trusted enough. We don’t talk much, never have really, but I’m so glad we are friends *huggles*

17- Well. We were best friends when we were younger, then we barely spoke for four years since we didn’t go to school together. When I talked to you recently, you scared me. And I don’t like who you’ve become. I miss the old days of throwing soap on the walls of the YMCA bathroom.

18- You can’t ever make up your mind about me. Sometimes we are friends, sometimes we aren’t. I want to be friends with you, but sometimes your voices scare me a bit.

19- In the beginning of the year, I paid attention to you for one reason, and one reason alone. You looked (and acted) shockingly like someone from my old school, and it jerked me into reality that I really had moved and I wasn’t going to see him again. You have no idea that I exist, but I still pay attention to you sometimes.

20- I just started talking to you like a real person a week ago. Yet I already feel like I’ve known you for a long time. You crack me up, and I find myself flirting innocently with you sometimes. Your arrogance is irritating, but you make up for it with your music tastes.

Watch me…I might surprise you.

Talk to me…I might make you laugh.

Cry with me…I might dry your tears.

Scream with me…I might calm your fears.

Fight with me…I might not fight back.

Play with me…I might find your inner child.

Laugh at me…I might fall over again.

Run with me…I might race the rain.

Walk with me…I might be your friend.




Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about dancing in the rain. So when all else fails, race the clouds and run with all your heart. Remember that when you are skating on thin ice, you might as well tap dance. When it seems like the world has turned its back on you, look again; you have turned your back on the world. Dance crazy, live on the edge, dare to dream, laugh endlessly, love with all your heart, and never, ever, give up on things that aren't over.